Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sober January is a disaster.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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