I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
is wine microwaveable?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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