you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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