just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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