physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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