problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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