everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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