you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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