quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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