they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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