Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
