STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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