I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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