Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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