im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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