I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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