Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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