my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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