if you like me you must not know who I am
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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