I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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