Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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