I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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