she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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