dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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