i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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