PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
