The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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