dude i'm inner monologue high
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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