I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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