For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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