Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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