Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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