lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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