Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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