i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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