I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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