i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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