I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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