A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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