we have officially lost it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Your penis caused this!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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