You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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