For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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