don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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