All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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