its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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