yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
grandma shit on top of the toilet
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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