she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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