Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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