STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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