im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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