Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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