? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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