I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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