She just used a chaser for red wine.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
